Bitglass: a one-way trip to Secureland


This post was originally published here by Michael Tamayo.

It’s that time of year again – the time to spend with those you hold dear so you can look back and reflect on the past year. If we look back even further, we can see the progress from our humble (yet ambitious) beginnings to our current position as a leading solution in the cloud access security broker (CASB) space. We are immensely proud of our achievements, but even more proud of our team who worked tirelessly to get us to where we are now. We could not have made it to this point without their passion and dedication.

This got me thinking about our “vision” and what it means to me personally. In my mind, I imagine this digitally driven world we live in, but free of data security threats. We’re not there yet, but I believe this is what we at Bitglass are working towards. This world where your data is secure – anytime and anywhere – is a place we call “Bitglass Secureland” if you will.

So, I present to you this holiday-themed song, set to the tune of “Winter Wonderland.”


Cell phones ring, are you securing?

In the cloud, data is streaming

A worrisome plight

Sleep soundly tonight

Living in a Bitglass Secureland


Cast away, your old MDM

Here to stay, is AJAX-VM

Bid plaintext so long

We’re encrypting along

Living in a Bitglass Secureland


Our real-time alerts are a great watchman

Telling us when security is down

They’ll say, are you worried?

We’ll say, no, man!

We’re the leading CASB in our town


Later on, they’ll conspire

Tapping in, through the wire

But we’re not afraid

The DLP that we’ve placed

Living in a Bitglass Secureland


In the cloud oh we can build a watchman

Machine learning all that it can down

It will be the sharpest little watchman

Making all the others look like clowns


Access control, ain’t it thrilling

Your data, it’s safely keeping

GDPR that we slay, and UEBA

Living in a Bitglass Secureland


Living in a Bitglass Secureland

Living in a Bitglass Secureland


We wish everyone happy holidays and a happy New Year! Please continue to join us in Bitglass Secureland!

To learn about cloud access security brokers (CASBs) and how they can protect your enterprise from ransomware, data leakage, misconfigurations, and more, download the Definitive Guide to CASBs below

Photo: CSO


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